I wanted to give you the heads up to let you know I am leaving you for the worlds richest man. He makes 30 million dollars a DAY. I think that would cover my Target and Old Navy shopping sprees, you know how I roll. What can I say I am a high end gal! However, I would like to keep you around as my pool boy for at least my west wing pool cause we all know I did not marry you for your brains!
Love your soon to be ex wife! Cha Ching!!
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LOL You crack me up!!!
HI-larious!!!!!
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