Dear Husband....

WHY do you tell me to drive and then bitch about my driving all the way home or make annoyed noises in the passenger seat. Next time I am going to elbow you in the gut and make you walk home!! Its not worth the sick feeling you make me feel when I drive you anywhere.

Dear Husband....

Why the heck do I have to ask you to rent a in demand movie, you are not my dad and if you were he would let me. Guess what jack ass your not here, ordering the movie. Take the money out of my boob job fund!!

Dear Husband....

It is pretty ridiculous that you have to get on yahoo messenger to lecture me about my parenting skills. I swear if you get your ass out of your chair it will not run away from you!!

Dear Husband...

I think it is very odd that you go and work out at 10:00 pm when you have ALL day to do it. If for some reason you are actually going to your girlfriends for a roll in the hay please get some toilet paper from her house we are out!