My Baby!

I can't believe that my daughter will be 8 in May. I start planning her birthday party usually in January, because I am crazy like that and she is my only one and yes she is spoiled!! Her bday party this year with be a carnival theme complete with bounce house, cotton candy machine, snow cone machine, and popcorn!! I have lots to do for it and lots of ideas. We did get to have her 8 year pictures taken today and I am so glad that is was pretty. My good friend Shannon that own Lilypads and Butterflywings took the pics check them out!!


Poor baby got stung by a wasp 10 min before the pic was taken, she is a trooper!!



It is so funny how I become a quintessential stage mom when it comes to getting her pics taken.


Hope you love them as much as I do, more to come!!

Dear Husband...

I really enjoy going to dinner with you, but hate that our after dinner outings are always postponed because of your bowels! Please learn to control yourself!

Hooker Shoes!!

I do want to share with all my blog lovelies what I bought today for myself for my 5 yr anniversary. I sure do have to deal with alot when it comes to my dear husband so I thought I deserved a reward. I call my new shoes my "hooker" shoes, because they are "hooker" shoes.lol!! Love them. The only problem is I have no idea where I will wear them it will either be in the car taking daughter to school, tanning, or possible purchasing supplies at Hobby Lobby. I think they would be paired great with a cute track suit. I kid, kid, kind of.

Take a gander...

These are pewter ruffle heels I love!!


And here is another black pair I could not resist, they would be cute with some skinny jeans.




Please ignore my really white legs.

Dear Husband...

Well today March 19th marks another year of blissful marriage for us! I am really going to have to start looking up what you are supposed to get each year, because for the last 5 you have told me it was paper anniversary! I really would like more then a post it for all that I have to put up with and endure being Mrs. Kris Bergmann!

Love your wife!

Dear Mama....

You were so right when you told me that this to will pass and will not matter a year from now. Crazy how things can change in even 6 months, change is GOOD!

Dear Daughter.....

I do not buy groceries for you to feed the whole neighborhood, this is getting beyond annoying. Stop or I will sell you to make up for all the lost money for the food you are giving away!

Dear Husband...

So I checked into getting our daughter a clown for her bday, but they want $175 an hour for some scary person dressed up in frightening garb. So guess what you will be doing on her bday?? Found a cheap outfit, now you have to cultivate your balloon twisting skills. You can do it!

ATTENTION: GUEST DEAR HUSBAND POST!

We have a guest post today for our Dear Husband, it is my dear friend Karen here is her statement to her sweet husband. I must say I have been there done that with my hubby!

Dear Husband,

We have this thing in the kitchen area called a trash can. I know you don’t know much about it since you never take it out. But, this is where we put things when they are empty! Not back in the fridge or the pantry. And, not to make things more difficult or blow your mind, but right next to the trashcan is the recyclable trash can, where you can put all your empty beer cans!

Thanks!

If you have a Dear Husband or Dear Anyone for that matter let me know and I will post your legitimate complaint to the hubster.

Dear Daughter.....

Please do not hide under my covers and scare me like that. What will you do when I have a heart attack and you have knowone to feed you? You know how your daddy is!

Dear Husband...

I think it is highly inappropriate that you use my P.S. I Love You Bath and Body Works shower gel on your nasty boy parts, STOP!!!

Dear Husband...

I wanted to give you the heads up to let you know I am leaving you for the worlds richest man. He makes 30 million dollars a DAY. I think that would cover my Target and Old Navy shopping sprees, you know how I roll. What can I say I am a high end gal! However, I would like to keep you around as my pool boy for at least my west wing pool cause we all know I did not marry you for your brains!

Love your soon to be ex wife! Cha Ching!!

Dear Husband...

Next time you go to the grocery store for dinner, bring back dinner and not a $59 receipt. Love you!

Lauren and The Dog!

So the day started off pretty normal by me waking up Madison, us arguing about what she is wearing and then us leaving the house with her crying because I brushed her hair. Oh the nerve of me!! Sometimes we do not do any crying but that is because I have let her dress herself and then think about what a pittiful looking kid she looks like today and think how all the teachers are talking about her and saying "why does she not dress cuter, doesn't her mom own a childrens clothing store??" Yeah, well I do but she has her own fashion sense and her fathers personality!

The highlight of my day was taking "THE" dog to the vet. Ok so we have two dogs Paxton is a yellow lab, absolutely gorgeous, and totally neurotic! Oh and did I mention I think he weights about 300 lbs and HE thinks he weighs as much as our other dog Sawyer. Sawyer is a black lab that I bottled fed since he was born a whopping 5 oz! He needless to say is spoiled and has a mind of his own. He now is 13 lbs of attitude! So back to the vet. I took Sawyer the week before since he is easy for me to manage being so little and told Kris, my husband that he would have to go with me next week to take Paxton for his rabies. Well its time to go and then I realize I gave my dear husband to much of a certain persriptive pill "I was honestly not trying to kill him this time" and he was not able to accompany me to the vet with the "300 lb" dog. So after my initial bitch fest, I put the dog on the leash, got him in the car, and to the vet ok. Got in the vet and asked them a couple questions about his questionable behavior lately and the doctor says he needs to be tested for heart worms immediately he seems as though he is in respiratory distress, WHAT!!!!! They test Paxton and as we are waiting for the test to come back I decide it would be a great idea to take the neurotic dog to get his nails clipped. Well after 45 min of them wrestling with him and muzzling him, he has great nails! I pulled the that is not my dog, its my friends and left. Good news the test came back fine and the new diagnosis is he is NOT IN SHAPE, HAH JOIN THE CLUB! Looks like Im not the only one to need a good workout. None the less it is always an exciting day with us.

Thanks to everyone that is following my blog. I am new at this so hang in there!

Till next time
Lauren

And here we go...

So now that I have become a blogger I must blog. Most of my posts will be Dear...., but some will just be what on my mind!
Watching the Oscars yesterday brings me back to the days I used to watch and dream about those pretty dresses and all the huge stars. The remind me how when I watch a good movie I get lost in it and then when it is over realize that it was just a movie. I think all of the awards last night were very much due to there recipients. Ofcourse my favorite was Sandra Bullock, I personally thought she should have won Oscar for Hope Floats as well! The best actor was well deserved too. Jeff Bridges was AMAZING in Crazy Heart, great movie even greater sound track! My personal opinion of best dressed was Sara Jessica Parker. I love her and her husband Matthew Broderick, everytime I hear him talk it reminds me of when I was little and use to watch him in Cinderella narrated by Shelly Duvall, oh the memories!!

I do however want to give a big HOWDY to my internet BF Jessica the Hunduddle Hussy! She has been one heck on a inspiration for blogging. I strive to be as great as her.

Until next time!

Dear Husband...

I feel as though I am a prisoner in my own house. You buy a thermostat that I can't adjust and then lock it so I can make it cooler in here. I think it is just one more way of you having control!! Hope I don't sweat to death!!