Dear Husband....

WHY do you tell me to drive and then bitch about my driving all the way home or make annoyed noises in the passenger seat. Next time I am going to elbow you in the gut and make you walk home!! Its not worth the sick feeling you make me feel when I drive you anywhere.

Dear Husband....

Why the heck do I have to ask you to rent a in demand movie, you are not my dad and if you were he would let me. Guess what jack ass your not here, ordering the movie. Take the money out of my boob job fund!!

Dear Husband....

It is pretty ridiculous that you have to get on yahoo messenger to lecture me about my parenting skills. I swear if you get your ass out of your chair it will not run away from you!!

Dear Husband...

I think it is very odd that you go and work out at 10:00 pm when you have ALL day to do it. If for some reason you are actually going to your girlfriends for a roll in the hay please get some toilet paper from her house we are out!

My Baby!

I can't believe that my daughter will be 8 in May. I start planning her birthday party usually in January, because I am crazy like that and she is my only one and yes she is spoiled!! Her bday party this year with be a carnival theme complete with bounce house, cotton candy machine, snow cone machine, and popcorn!! I have lots to do for it and lots of ideas. We did get to have her 8 year pictures taken today and I am so glad that is was pretty. My good friend Shannon that own Lilypads and Butterflywings took the pics check them out!!


Poor baby got stung by a wasp 10 min before the pic was taken, she is a trooper!!



It is so funny how I become a quintessential stage mom when it comes to getting her pics taken.


Hope you love them as much as I do, more to come!!

Dear Husband...

I really enjoy going to dinner with you, but hate that our after dinner outings are always postponed because of your bowels! Please learn to control yourself!

Hooker Shoes!!

I do want to share with all my blog lovelies what I bought today for myself for my 5 yr anniversary. I sure do have to deal with alot when it comes to my dear husband so I thought I deserved a reward. I call my new shoes my "hooker" shoes, because they are "hooker" shoes.lol!! Love them. The only problem is I have no idea where I will wear them it will either be in the car taking daughter to school, tanning, or possible purchasing supplies at Hobby Lobby. I think they would be paired great with a cute track suit. I kid, kid, kind of.

Take a gander...

These are pewter ruffle heels I love!!


And here is another black pair I could not resist, they would be cute with some skinny jeans.




Please ignore my really white legs.

Dear Husband...

Well today March 19th marks another year of blissful marriage for us! I am really going to have to start looking up what you are supposed to get each year, because for the last 5 you have told me it was paper anniversary! I really would like more then a post it for all that I have to put up with and endure being Mrs. Kris Bergmann!

Love your wife!

Dear Mama....

You were so right when you told me that this to will pass and will not matter a year from now. Crazy how things can change in even 6 months, change is GOOD!

Dear Daughter.....

I do not buy groceries for you to feed the whole neighborhood, this is getting beyond annoying. Stop or I will sell you to make up for all the lost money for the food you are giving away!